A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.
Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....
by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018
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Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.
2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.
3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.
3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006
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a phrase translated directly from Chinese, means having sex in a car. in chinese it's called "che zhen". che = car, and zhen = shake. so....
A: you heard of it? Drew and Jake got caught in a car shake by university police
B: that's.... too bad for both of them.
B: that's.... too bad for both of them.
by as;ogifa;o April 1, 2011
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‘I heard Azario shook Tom’s egg in the girls bathroom earlier’
‘I heard Azario shook Tom’s egg in the girls bathroom earlier’
by AveragePigeon January 19, 2019
Get the Shake My Egg mug.In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 9, 2021
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Is the act perform when a girl dries her Clam or Box after cleansing. She performances this act by drying her Clam out by shaking her entire body or by using her hand and shaking her clam.
John: Whoa, You have become a most impressive "Clam Shaker" girlfriend. Jill: I wanted to make sure you ate a clean, fresh and dried Clam!
by TheRedBandito December 6, 2013
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