Scrime Dog

A spin off the popular "crime dog" refers to an individual who loves products such as "slim jim" and mountain dew. They enjoys hours of video "gaming" and consuming mass amounts of marijuana on the couch. On weekends "scrime dogs" can be found going out tryin to sleeze on random snatch and impress the ladies with his "model" looks

Requirements:

This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.

Look at that smelly scrime dog picking up scraps of weed of that dirty table

by TonythemanP November 17, 2010

shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

shrimp curtains

Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae

What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"

by Pkans21 August 11, 2017

southie shrimp

Jax or other orange cheese curl type snacks served in a bar room

After I finished my southie shrimp, my hands were orange & sticky.

by Jiminee McFuckingdingdong March 14, 2008

Kensington shrimp

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them

Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.

by killadelphi October 20, 2008

shrimp on the barbie

a phrase that NO australian ever says. EVER.

" lets never put a shrimp on the barbie."

by Casey Asha May 10, 2008

Shrim

Shrim is the name for a specialized alternative healing solution first practiced and perfected by Dr. Doone Strutts with the aid of his four young sons in his location at the S'wallow Valley Mall. The outcome of the Shrim Alternative Healing Center is to have their patrons achieve "Premium Body Health," as stated by Dr. Strutts.

The full experience of Shrim is a closely guarded secret by Strutts and his sons, who only eat the finest, softest meats.

Behold the powers of Shrim!
Shrim? Kind of sounds like "shrim-p."
Eric Wareheim experienced the powers of Shrim in "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie."

by Meow Meow Squick March 3, 2012