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sexecution

Woman (or man) on their knees, execution style, recieves a hot load to the back of the head.
The force blew her on her face the first time I gave her a sexecution.
by Joebong May 9, 2005
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solution

This term became popular in the business world because it was used to describe some products or services that when bundled together would lead to a complete solution. For example, Microsoft Office isn't just a suite of applications, it's a total office solution.

The term, like most management buzzwords has lost any meaning it originally had. People no longer sell products or services any more, they're all selling solutions.

With the golden age of the 'give us your money and don't ask questions' Internet boom of the late 90s this word grew to become e-solutions. An e-solution is something to do with the Internet. No-one is really sure what it does but it makes web pages or something and so is a must-have.
Steve: We offer turnkey catering solutions for consumers and prosumers
Dave: You sell sandwiches from a battered old caravan parked on an industrial estate don't you?
Steve: Ssssh, she doesn't have to know that.
by thepreacher May 22, 2006
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Solution

An answer to all of the problems of America, there are two answers.
Man: I have a solution to all of America's problems
Solution 1> Death to Bush!
Solution 2> Fake ID's to Canada for everyone!
by ?????? Allen May 24, 2005
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65% Solution

An Anti-child Legistlation that seeks to undermine public schools by slashing their funding. This idea came in responce at the failed attempt by the Far-Right to replace schools with voucher programs.
65% Solution will undermine our childrens education and allow us to fall further behind" Bob said in front of the school commitee.
by ????^_^???? November 5, 2006
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solutioner

Andre is the best solutioner ever.
by The King at 52801 March 25, 2011
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solution solver

A person who can find an insurmountable problem for every solution.
We were in danger of running out of problems until our solution solver Barry came in and solved all the solutions that had been decided.
by Niccolo1512 May 28, 2015
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sexclusion principle

When determining where to place electrons in atoms, three rules are generally used: the Pauli exclusion principle, the Aufbau principle, and Hund's rule. The Pauli exclusion principle, from which the pun is derived, states that no two electrons (or indeed any fermion) can occupy the same atomic state. Therefore, any electron orbital is limited to two electrons: one with a spin, and the other with a − spin. The Aufbau principle states that lower energy orbitals are occupied previous to high energy orbitals. Hund's rule states that electrons will try to fill orbitals individually, and only pair up when every orbital has a lone electron in it.

In the comic, electrons are being equated to people, and rooms (or couches) are equated to orbitals. The reverse of Hund's rule is then followed: people will try to pair up in a room first, and only when all the couples have done so will rooms be allocated to single people. The Pauli exclusion principle here means that only two people can occupy a room at a time (should those people be romantically involved). The Aufbau principle therefore means that more restful rooms are filled previous to less restful rooms.

The title text jokes about drunken party-goers, who ignore the Pauli principle perhaps out of inebriation. They then end up partying and sleeping together with many people in the living room, leaving the roommate stuck in the third desirable location, the hall lounge.
See xkcd.com/658/ for visual diagram of Pauli's Sexclusion Principle
by Bad C dev September 20, 2021
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