Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)
"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."
by Peter Grandview April 01, 2008
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SEPTIC juice

SEPTIC juice trash dumpster tank ho whore skank slut
She is worse than trash. She is SEPTIC juice.
by allthingzpossible November 20, 2018
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Septic Shock

When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.
Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.

Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
by batteryaciddeerankles June 04, 2023
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Septic Shock

This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.
George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.
by RoughSable May 06, 2023
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septic mound

The sexual act of taking a shit on your girlfriend/boyfriends chest. Same as hot carl.
I just laid a septic mound on susans chest.
by Septic mound October 22, 2017
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Septic kiss

When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes
Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?
by Tjbigga August 19, 2023
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Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"
by Elk e summer September 20, 2011
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