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Seman septic

A guy who takes many "loads" orally or anal and holds them inside themselves.
Jordan: "man I've been feeling really sick this week"
Alex: " it's cause all you've done is be a seman septic"
Jordan: "it's only ten loads!"
Alex: "....seman septic"
by Knoxxturnal September 30, 2021
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septice

Once, Twice, Thrice, Quadice, Pentice, Sexice, Septice
Septice: Seven times
A day appears "septice" in a week.
We've said it, like, "septice" times already today.
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septic pussy

this mean your private part severely needs washing or another way to say that u smell like fish please go wash up
“omg that girl pussy stank
that bitch got septic pussy”
“yea she def needa wash up NOW”
by bitchy smut November 8, 2023
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septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)
Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
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SEPTIC juice

SEPTIC juice trash dumpster tank ho whore skank slut
She is worse than trash. She is SEPTIC juice.
by allthingzpossible November 19, 2018
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Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.
Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.
by K0-6 January 20, 2023
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Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
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