the spider man

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006

SpiderDemon

The mastermind behind the invasion of Deimos and Phobos in the hit 1993 computer game, Doom, from id games. The SpiderDemon was a goofy looking monstrosity that moved with great speed and boasted a highly accurate chaingun, which had approximately 60% accuracy, even from across the entire (rather large, I must say) battlefield from its prey. The chaingun was something to fear, as the only shelter was a small protrusion in the center of the battlefield, and ammunition and such could only be found along the outsides of the level. Players HAD to grab extra ammunition, unless cheating to automatically refill it. A powerful combatant, and the final boss of the first game, yet its goofy appearance and overall awkwardness caused it to become an enemy no one ever mentions anymore, as opposed to the CyberDemon, who moved on to do bigger and greater things.

The SpiderDemon was strange.

by Bo Duke... February 16, 2005

spide

Another way of describing the scummy bastards who hang around the street corners of belfast with plastic bags full of glue up their sleeves. They would steal the teeth from your head to fuel their sad little existences. Dresscode = tracksuits, sovereigns + piss-stains. One of gods worst creations after cancer.

Look at that spidey bastard in his suped up shitmobile. Just because it makes alot of noise, has no fear stickers, neon lights and alloys doesn't mean its a car. And by the way, stop throwing fireworks you annoying little cunt.

by Jebus haitch October 2, 2003

spide

Appearance:
-shaven head, yet still smeared with excessive amounts of cheap hair gel which should be used to 'glue' each individual strand of the 'fringe' to the forehead. tips of hair should also be bleached.
-greasy, dirty skin, acne, wax ridden ears and unwiped nostrils. the spides standing (chance of pulling a millie) is increased if they posses a broken nose/ hideous scars.
-having as much facial hair as possible for a 13 year old, this is known as the 'bar code tash' (fluffy hair on upper lip).

Attire:
-baseball cap worn at 45 degree angle
-white jumper with hood,
-either white/blue tracksuit bottoms or cheap jeans with bottoms turned up
-florescent trainers or 'cat boots'
-thickest, goldest and cheapest rings, ear rings and necklaces.

Education:
-none

Transport:
-Anything they can steal
-a vauxhall nova/corsa, 'souped up da fuck'

occupation:
-steal
-drugs
-paramilitary work
-'stroke' from the government

oh shite we're about to get the shit kicked out of us by those spides

by anto January 16, 2004

barking spider

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.

Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.

by Rick C. May 14, 2005

spider

A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.

I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.

by The Z Dude September 27, 2009

Spider Sense

Strong intuition. A gut feeling.

"My spider sense is tingling - those two men, it's because of them!" - Spider Man, Marvel Comics, 1963

by leica0000 October 7, 2011