Spandex Warrior

Derisive term for overweight and/or unskilled athletes who apparently must, nonetheless, swath themselves from head to toe in expensive spandex before skating or biking. Overheard from some teenagers at Newport Beach, California.

Look at those spandex warriors, skating all the way from their car to the ice cream stand.

by Caffeine Cowboy January 22, 2005

spandle

those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants.

Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.

by the moody booze August 5, 2008

spandex monkey

Uber bicyclist completely clad in spandex. Often the spandex suit is covered with logos of corporations and other brand names to make it look as if they were sponsored racers - the irony being they actually paid to be a rolling advertisement. They often tend to be aggressive riders in inappropriate settings, like public trails.

While riding on the trail yesterday, I was passed by a clod of spandex monkeys.

by Chazzer July 18, 2007

spandex nazi

crazy fast spandex wearing skiers on cross country trails who hog the trail as they breeze past you.

(falling down) God Damn Spandex Nazi's

by Burbank May 26, 2004

spandau

An 80's derogatory term for an obsessive fan of new romantic music or other new wave bands with funny haircuts. Originates from the pop group Spandau Ballet and was heavily used in the Santa Barbara, CA area.

Look at those spandaus listening to Depeche Mode in the quad. Is that guy wearing makeup?

by buzz January 5, 2005

Spandexcstacy

When you get your jollies from wearing spandex.

A Mix of spandex and ecstacy.

"That guy dancer has a serious case of spandexcstacy"

by DeDoiche April 21, 2006

spandexing

Something that is really awesome or sexy

Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.

by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007