semone

funny, sweet, chunky and cute. her amazing self confidence can make anyone feel comfortable around her.

i just met this amazing girl!!! she is SO semone!!

by kristina1097 November 3, 2010

salmon eyes

Nice body, salmon eyes

Q. What did the penis say to the ethiopian?
A. salmon eyes

by Brian 6[5+4) June 17, 2008

Selman

Intelligent, caring, inner strength and knower of other hearts, deep thinker, lovable, very sexy.. just a genious na ;)

i love my Selman :p A unique definition for a unique guy.

by his Amna February 26, 2005

Subway salmon

The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.

"Of course there were subway salmon when I was late for work and I was trying to get out of the subway in a hurry ... Dude, couldn't they tell the train already left?"

by Pauldonyc September 25, 2012

dirty salmon

A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.

Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?

Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.

by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011

Salmon Lantern

a very phalic member of ignorance.

jim neglected caution when dangling his salmon lantern amongst a crowd of virtuous turkey vultures.

by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011

Salmon Burp

A slang term for the flatulence of the vagina (also known as a queef). This often occurs during fornication when the male's womb broom shoves extra air into the female's fart box and needs to be released.

"Dude! I was going down on this girl last night and I got hit in the face with a salmon burp!"

by phoenix21 December 23, 2014