Jerry Seinfeld

God

We must pray to our God Jerry Seinfeld

by Boxperson25 March 25, 2020

throw to Seinfeld

to interrupt important proceedings for self-recognition or promotion; inspired by NBC cutting to Jerry Seinfeld's new show "The Marriage Ref" during the 2010 Winter Olympics' closing ceremonies

Bob loves to throw to Seinfeld, like this afternoon when he was telling me about our merger then totally threw to Seinfeld about his new Facebook photo album. Now I don't know if I still have a job!

by KaraokeFanboy March 1, 2010

jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood

"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"

by secret danger squirrel mouse March 13, 2009

jerry seinfeld

Simply put- god. A genius in the field of stand-up comedy, which isn't easy nowadays with the likes of clever, satirical comedians like Carlos Mencia. On top of rewriting the book on appropriate, universally appealing stand-up comedy, he starred in an extremely successful sitcom that WAS the 90's. And he is currently making 60,000,000 dollars a year off of syndication, without lifting a finger. Sadly, the shows significance is being overshadowed by an even more innovative, creative show titled "Mind of Mencia". Which is currently getting rave reviews in its third season on comedy central

"luckily people of mexican descent are associated with yardwork, laziness, and the word "wetback"- or else my 30 minute program would be nothing more than a 30-second studio short"
- carlos mencia
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than up there doing the eulogy"
-jerry seinfeld

by nikki kircos November 8, 2007

Jerry Seinfeld

The act of a girl giving a man oral sex and when the girl is swallowing the guy says a joke and the girl laughs so hard that male discharge comes out of the girls nose. Just like laughing and drinking milk.

I pulled a Jerry Seinfeld on your mom last night.

by CHILIZZZNUM1 June 11, 2006

jerry seinfeld

A wash out comedian who had a sitcom. Thinks they are funny, but are clearly not and just need to go away.

someone makes a joke, and no one laughs. they just did a Jerry Seinfeld.

by ohavefun December 3, 2007

Jerry Seinfeld

1.) An extremely unfunny comedian who's hit TV show depended on the excellent acting skills of every other character in the show as well as the writing contributions of Larry David.

2.) Anyone who gets to the top by riding on the coattails of others and claims they are the sole reason for their success.

Steve Jobs was such a Jerry Seinfeld. Good thing he's dead.

by Teepeetree November 15, 2017