Golden Seagull

Other name for Mc Donalds

Do you whanna goto the golden seagull and have som burgers?

by Daggmask March 3, 2009

A Cock Of Seagulls

A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.

"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

Screaming Seagull

While having sex on a beach a man pulls out his penis, sticks it in the sand then rams it back into the womans vagina. The result is generally a loud high pitched shriek (ie. Screaming Seagull) as well as some chaffing.

Bob and Sarah were going at it on the beach last night and it sounded like he gave her the screaming seagull.

by Ian Van B December 28, 2007

seagull

a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

by squirrelicia April 12, 2006

raunchy seagull

While having sex on the top of a set of bunk beds, you call out your buddy on the bottom bunk as you are about to ejaculate, and you ejaculate on him. Named raunchy seagull because it is like being pooped on by a bird

I gave my roomate the raunchy seagull last night, it was hilarious

by Bazzah November 26, 2006

wounded seagull

The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.

Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.

by Peace Tree September 1, 2006