Sebastian

Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back

Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark

Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve

Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.

Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian

Sebastian does not drink, he chugs

Sebastian does not walk, he charges

Sebastian's breath controls global warming

by Seb12345 July 23, 2009

Sebastiana

A young, Italian vampire from the Renaissance era of Italy created by Victoria Marinucci. A character in progess.

Drenched in ashen beams, her face was an angelic visage of delicate ivory, olive in hue, and thick dark lashes staring downward to the opened novel held at her chest...Sebastiana-Victoria Marinucci 2006

by Irot August 31, 2006

Seating disorder

Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.

Usually affects women.

"Dude I can't get out, her chair's too far out"
"Yeah, she's got a serious seating disorder."

by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008

sebastianic

adj. describing that which is most refined, magnificent, and appealing. Often refers to an ideal that many strive to achieve, but likely never will. An unparalleled perfection.

Girl: Mom, I met the most amazing person. He's a drop-dead gorgeous rocket scientist with a beautiful soul and a great sense of humor. He just might be absolutely perfect.

Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.

Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?

Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!

by mmGT April 24, 2011

Club Seating

Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.

"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."

by clubman1898 February 5, 2008

Sebastien

The only white kid who can say Nigga. the coolest uncool kid, and has a bad habit of breaking people’s nose on accident.

Sebastien said nigga, but it’s okay.

by YungSeabass November 6, 2019

Li’l Sebastian

A pop culture phenomenon everybody else loves but you just do not "get it." This is not necessarily a case of disliking the phenomenon, but more a case of being completely dumbfounded as to why it is popular in the first place.

Origin- Season 3, Episode 7 of NBC's 'Park and 'Recreation,' Ben (Adam Scott) does not understand the town's obsession with a mini-horse named Li’l Sebastian.

While his coworkers played Angry Birds during their coffee breaks, Ted viewed the game and their obsession as a real Li’l Sebastian.

by Balcer April 13, 2011