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Sturdy

A person who is sturdy, and can dance, and is really valid.
Person 1: “Ay I see you, you sturdy”
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.
Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.
by Bigbuckferret October 16, 2008
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scardy puss

One who is extremely terrified to commit to something... / one incredibly attractive women saying she can make a free throw whenever she wants
This scardy puss is too afraid to kiss me.
by Jb234485 May 17, 2016
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Hawley Bitch Scurry

This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.
When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.
by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022
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scurry rosser high school

a school that is full of yee yees and people that juul in the bathroom, not to mention, we suck at football.
by mr. griger August 23, 2019
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sturdy hoe

a sturdy ass hoe. a slut, a skank, a fucking nice ass whore. very fuckable. totally DTF . ya dig it? the best hoe you can get .
damn, breana and mercades are some sturdy hoes. i'd sure like to smasssshhh.
by mdirtay March 17, 2009
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Sturdy Sausage

Thick, juicy, raging boner that wants nothing more than to take the hottest women in every room to pound town.
Hey Ted, see that hot chick over there? I'm gonna give her a taste of my sturdy sausage tonight.
by Edward Cole November 3, 2017
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