Scrotal equinox

When testicles are placed upon a set of eyes in a fashion which no light can shine past

What a wonderful night for a scrotal equinox

by NarpSeal July 1, 2016

scrotation

1. To use one's scrotum as a flotation device.
2. To rotate or twist one's scrotum, usually causing injury. Past tense "scrotated".

My plane crashed into the ocean, and I had to perform scrotation.
I accidentally scrotated the other day, and I had to go to the hospital.

by Hnery Derpington III May 24, 2017

scrotangulus

A long, or Ingrown hair on a male scrotum. Can be singular or plural.

Wowie Cazowie, You have quite the scrotangulus scrotum you got there!
Ah dude! I got a scrotangulus on my scrote!

by Sheeny_Weeney June 13, 2018

scrotalingist

skrō • də • 'liNG • gist

noun: scrotalingist; plural noun: scrotalingists
a person who protects or fawns on another to benefit himself/herself
similar: ass kisser, brown noser, sycophant, toady, arse licker, butt kisser, kiss-ass.
origin: from Latin, from scrotum "scrotum" + lingere "lick."

"A narcissist will to surround himself with scrotalingists who flatter him."
"The scrotalingist will get a promotion sooner than the person who does not cow-tow to the boss."

by Buftup October 12, 2019

Scrotal Bidet

When a man sit on a toilet and his balls unintentionally dip into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See Head Cleaner

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and cleaned my balls in the toilet!”

Guy 2: “Ah, the Scrotal Bidet...”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

Scrotabulous

(adj.) Of or resembling a ballsack in an appealing or profound way, possibly carrying similar properties.

"Dude, my new teacher has a scrotabulous chin!"

by TheSpoopyMan October 19, 2020

Scrotepack.

When you have a six pack on your scrotum. It is achieved by putting a weight on your balls, and then going in a hot room, then a cold room and getting a six pack on your balls.

Jeff: that’s a nice scrotepack john I wish I had one.
John: thanks Jeff I had to work a lot for my scrotepack.

by Scrototo. July 28, 2023