Scientician

An authoritative individual of questionable medical, scientific and/or scholastic merit.

Although Skin Failure is not a condition recognized by any "legitimate" medical association, many scienticians believe it to be a leading cause of death among the elderly.

by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003

computer science

The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002

Nigger Science

The science that negroes used when they were invented in 1945 in order to time travel back in time and become slaves. This was done in order to make themselves oppressed, so that other races would have to feel sorry for them in the future.

Those blacks and their nigger science!

by woahdudescience September 18, 2018

the sweet science

another name for the greatest sport of all time, boxing.

there is nothing in this world that will test a man more than 15 rounds of the sweet science.

by Mandelas Discple October 7, 2007

sarien

1.A very pretty man.
2.An attractive woman.
It is a very unique name.

1.Look at that man! He's a Sarien.
2Wow! I want that Sarien's number

by Natashaa October 15, 2007

science the shit out of it

Survival technique through the use of scientific problem solving, one problem at a time to increase the chances of surviving a life threatening circumstance. Takes emotion and blame out of the equation.

I am not going to die due to my life threatening circumstance. I will need to science the shit out of it to survive.

by Survivetheperfectstorm June 5, 2018

redneck science

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.

Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.

by evil kniewel May 16, 2010