sponge cookie

When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.

I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.

by Bubba the Love Sponge April 25, 2004

Great Scones!

a phrase that can be used in the place of "Oh my God!" or "Wow!"

Inspired by the band rooney and the members Robert Camine, Taylor Locke, Ned Brower, Louie Stephens and Matt Winter

"great scones I did well on my Math Test!"

or

"Melissa, did you hear? Rooney's playing with Phantom Planet on Tuesday. Great Scones!"

by Why Try? March 8, 2004

STD Sponge

Someone or Something who has a predisposition to gaining STDs.

Bro i saw Becky go into the boys locker room with Chet and his bros.
Dude shes a total STD Sponge.

by John_Stamos_xxx April 14, 2020

spongebob squarepants

A yellow sponge who's live under the sea in a pineapple. Works at the Krusty krab. Likes jelly fishing, and he cant drive.

Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready.....

by sarah May 13, 2005

Pain-sponge

A pain sponge is a very strong person. They enjoy being vented to and "soaking up others pain" because they are extremely sympathetic. They usually never express their negative feelings, or tell people their problems, because they don't like to worry people. Pain sponges live for the sole purpose of making people happy. It can be dangerous to be a pain sponge or emotionally close to one (i.e. close friends, lover, etc.) because once they soak up enough pain (I note that it is a very high amount) they will have a breakdown, or the sponge will "squeeze the pain out" of themselves.

I just so happen to be a pain-sponge. I listen to other peoples problems but never share my own, because I wouldn't want to worry them.

by CoolioEmilio September 23, 2012

SpongeBob

The most absorbent OG under the sea.

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

by aurebug May 12, 2016

mocking spongebob

A meme that got insanely popular in june 2017
It includes spongebob imatating a chicken aNd SpEAkinG LiKE tHiS
It is used to reply to someone in a mocking tone

Me: You gotta stop smoking weed. It's not good for your health
*mocking spongebob picture*
Addicted friend: yOu GoTtA StOP taKiNG WeED iT's nOT gOoD FoR YoUR hEAlTh

by KingggggV November 2, 2017