Priest: "yo you got any scissors my dude?"
God: "yeah bro cut off the foreskin"
by Stanky Stanley December 3, 2019
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a term used to add confusion to a conversation or in response to a question that is either not relative to the conversation, unclear in nature, or could not be heard due to mumbling
(Question) What's up with that?
(Jeff) "Scissors"

(Statement "mumbled") That strange guy who got laid off is back in the office....
(Jeff) "Scissors"
by jkoc March 6, 2007
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the sharing of something

or

hanging out with a person
"Hey girl, you want to scissor this beer with me right quick?"

"Oh, you're in town? Come over and scissor for a minute, it's been a while."
by sassysam June 17, 2008
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An act which often takes place in Smuggler's Notch, Vermont, namely by shit mcfuck, muff, mcbox eefa the queefa and various other hooligans of the world.
Noel mint was scissoring all night!
by smuggs 08 March 9, 2008
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Swinging scissors can mean anything really

It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.

Means to be really mad.

Very old saying used by the older and younger generations
She went absolutely crazy wild last night she was Swinging scissors / Spinning scissors

He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.

They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .

Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.
by Al and Andy October 23, 2019
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The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.
"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"
by Hunter Michael Michaels January 14, 2020
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When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.
Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.
by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020
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