Shingles

An awesome dance that is danced in Hawaii commonly danced by females with pink grass skirts.
you move your hips, and wave your arms in a random ass way.

"hey Lets go do the Shingles on the dance floor.

by Your Dog April 14, 2014

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.

I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!

by Ross Olson March 10, 2008

singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.

I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet

by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010

Kraft Singles

A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.

Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?

by Jordan The PWNAGE Duddd March 31, 2007

Singles day

We heard of happy national girlfriends day and happy national boyfriends day. But, now it’s time for Happy National Singles Day. If you single dis yo time to shine sweetie!!!

Becky: He Rhianna it’s National Singles Day. Rhianna: Aww yaayyyy finally cuz I been single for a brick it’s time for my stupid self to celebrate

by The.Boss.Diva October 7, 2019

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013