schlerm

A permed mullet

If you were to eat the 1980's and crap them out, you would get that guy and his schlerm.

by dasiavou January 8, 2009

Schplerbotsky

(noun) A hot dog. Can be shortened to "schplerb" or "schplerbs."

I haven't had a schplerbotsky this good since the state fair.

Im in a rush so I'm just gonna grill some schplerbs.

by Nards Eubanks July 12, 2018

Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.

P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox

by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022

Dirty Schuyler

When you have anal sex with your 3rd cousin as she sucks off the neighbors great dane and your grandmother masturbates while watching you.

Shaggy: like, where's Velma and Scooby Doo?
Daphne: She took Scooby to meet her cousin and Grandmother, she said something about a Dirty Schuyler.
Fred:🤮🤮🤮

by bbt104 March 28, 2020

Schubertism

To do something with a complete disregard for others, in a stupid or sometimes funny manner, usually involves lying.

To tell a lie about something that wouldn't seem important so it is perceived to be truth by the person to whom the lie is told.

"Did you hear that lie that he just told?"
"Yeah, it's a schubertism"

by heavy Dee January 19, 2010

Schueler Bob

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".

"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"

by EJL April 21, 2004

Schulered

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).

After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!

by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007