Schmelly

Schmelly means very smelly.

Sarah Schmehl is Schmelly.

by ManPoo January 8, 2013

scholar

A traditional age college student who excels in academia but has no practical, real world skills.

Don't you know how to remove your heater core?

Sarah, I'm a scholar.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

Wikipedia Scholar

A person who jumps in on forums who has little meaningful understanding of the topic being discussed and quickly educates themselves via Wikipedia.com. Usually, but not always, these individuals post "points" for debate in the same order as they appear on Wikipedia (a dead give away).

Person 1: Wow! Joe Shmoe sure knows a lot about XYZ...
Person 2: If you look it up on Wikipedia it is even in the order XYZ, just another wikipedia scholar; no real knowledge, thoughts or opinions of their own...

or

Person 1: I didn't realize so and so knew so much about string theory.

Person 2: Yeah, he likes impressing people with his education as a Wikipedia Scholar.

by Dan James March 11, 2008

schmell

verb. or noun. maybe adjective. whatever you want it to be.

Hey Jo! How's the diahrea?
SCHMELL!

by foxygrandpas and kory October 24, 2012

Schell's Deer Brand

A brand of cheap beer drank by people who prefer their beer to taste like beer, as opposed to bathwater and piss. Brewed by the Schell's Brewing Company of New Ulm, Minnesota. In addition to their signature lager, they brew various seasonal and year-round varieties as well as Grain Belt products. Really good for the price.

Doug: Man, I'd sure like to get wasted, but I'm on a budget. What's a good cheap beer?

Michael: How about Schell's Deer Brand? You can't get much better for the price.

Doug: No thanks. I prefer the taste of bathwater and piss.

by Æðelberht January 29, 2014

Schellenberg

A group of bad ass German familia who's ancestors date back to the time of knights and Chivalry. If you know one why are you sitting there, go lock your doors. Also, Schellenberg is a town in Germany with a quaint green country side with flowing rivers and where the hills are alive with music.

O, do lets go visit the town of Schellenberg!

by The Ancesterial Knight February 3, 2010

Schmelz

A Schmelz is a person who plays soccer and gets into fights while playing, he usually gets mistaken for Justin Bieber and has a lot of nicknames. Sarcasm is one of his specialties, he likes to come over to your house and eat all your goldfish snacks. He'll drive 300 miles with the windows down but the most annoying thing he does of all is the way he sends text messages.

Example 1

Person 1: Hey is that Justin Bieber?
Person 2: No that's just a Schmelz.

Example 2

Text message 1: Aight dawg where u at?
Text message reply: Why are you typing like a Schmelz?

by Speedy Taco July 6, 2010