When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...
“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
by OGloc November 26, 2018
When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.
I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.
by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023
by Joseph John carone November 25, 2019
Some fat fuck who can’t resist african dick and often co stars with famous blacklister Jonathan Sins
by niggar November 08, 2020
The animated host of the German show, Hallo aus Berlin. Rolli is a 15 year old boy who sits in his monitor room and watches the everyday lives of children. His best friend, Rita, loves hanging out with him. When Rolli and Rita are seen together, it usually ends in hilarious moments.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the show Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: Oh, the one with Rolli Schmidt?
Person 1: Yeah! It's a great show.
Person 2: Oh, the one with Rolli Schmidt?
Person 1: Yeah! It's a great show.
by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023
A petite girl with blonde/brown hair. Jacy Schmidt have blue or green eyes. They are one of a kind. Some people refer to Jacy’s has frootloops and others refer to them as Snooklems. Jacy Schmidt’s are bueatiful and funny!!
Jacy Schmidt is so funny!!
by Ansley Ann January 19, 2018
A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
by pseudonym 1 October 03, 2013