schmagma

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

schmagma by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

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Schmegagle

The term for when you have every single notification on myspace; ie. New Messages, New Freind Requests...

Myspacer #1:Dude! I just got a schmegagle!
Myspacer #2: Cool
Myspacer #1: I'm gonna go jerk off
Mspacer #2: k lol

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Anyone from the middle east (Muslims, Arabs, etc..)

That is a terrorist." "No, its a Shmegman.

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White pustular devices that congregate on the dickheads of the uncircumcised ,

He had so much Schmegmah it soaked clear through his pants.

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The act of dancing to electronic music so hard that the schmega slides down from your nasty unwashed genitalia and rubs between the thighs.

Did you see Jessica in the club last night? Too bad she was wearing a skirt, her favorite song came on and she went full schmegmatronic

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schegma: the wispy white substance that resides in the folds of a vagina.

Damn girl I told you to do something about that schegma.

schegma by voq.emtae June 19, 2016

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lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

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