Schmuckerberg

Someone who doesn't have any friends, so they buy followers, friends and likes on social media sites such as Facebook.

John Doe has 17,532 followers despite seemingly inept at human communication. Yeah he's definitely a Schmuckerberg - bit of a lettuce

by 05mark16 October 27, 2022

Mark Schmuckerburg

That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.

Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.

by ViHelena May 24, 2018

schmacky

A weak foe, usually encountered in a sizable group; underpowered underlings; common in roleplay game usage.

Schmacky example: We burst into the room, our entire 7th level party. We were disappointed as we saw only 12 orc schmackies with falchions. One schmacky scored a critical hit on our wizard, but otherwise the whole group of schmackies was the standard speed bump.

by Nefarious DM November 9, 2013

schacter

A tool in which to open a wound.

he used a schacter to remove the nail from his foot.

by SAMUAL SMART May 22, 2018

schmack

"Schmack" refers to any type of vape and is most commonly used in a high school as a way for students to talk about vaping without the teachers knowing

yo bro you wanna go to the bathroom for a schmack break

hey have you seen my schmack?

by watumbo June 17, 2019

Schmacko

Something that dogs go wacko for

Dogs go wacko for schmackos!

by SeeNoCap123 September 9, 2020

Schmacks

A person who is either very silly or serves the dark lord himself.

"Hey Gerald, is that Baffour I see?"
"Oh no, step away. It is a wild schmacks!"

by Big Floppa 229 February 11, 2021