schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 19, 2006

Schlumped

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.

"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B

by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018

Schlammered

Significantly intoxicated to the point where words are slurred .

Sarah was so schlammered last night when I was talking to her on messenger I could barely understand what she was saying.

by Chelsea/Sarah December 14, 2008

Schlumberger

An adjective used to describe the mass layoffs of an enormous number of workers

In order to maintain our dividend in Q2 we will need to fire a whole Schlumberger of employees

by DoritosDew August 22, 2020

schmimmer

To mess around with.

dude, the hookah smoke isnt getting thick. Go schmimmer with the coal.

by dooshbag101 July 2, 2009

Schemmerage

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants

"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"

by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017

Schumer Humour

A term used to describe low quality jokes or remarks, which are generally considered not funny.
It can also be used to describe over used, or copied comedic remarks.

Derives meaning from the famously appalling comedian, Amy Schumer

Aiden: "I find this particular thing to be un-funny."
Brad: "Yes, it's just Schumer humour."

by wordshot December 7, 2018