Schlickum

Lubricant, for household or personal use.

Honey, the door's squeeky, got any Schlickum? Or, Honey, our condom's dry, got any Schlickum?

by Wendy Kae March 20, 2017

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Schizkid

Schizkid (aka Schiz) is the name of a RuneScape (JaGeX Ltd.) player. Schiz was known around RuneScape as an 18 year old kid named James. In reality, Schiz is a 40 year old sex offender in the eastern United States. I warn you now- STAY AWAY!!

This is not a joke.

Schizkid is a Chomo!! I hate him!!

by Fellow Runescapian November 23, 2009

schock

a chick magnet, ladies man, or sex god.

That dudes a total schock.

by George Chalaveettil January 10, 2009

schmick

Stylish, elegant and efficient in design, perfect application or device.

That's a schmick gizmo. Where did you get it?

by wordeater November 26, 2010

Shicken

The ghetto way of saying 'chicken'

Spencer: "Hey ya'll want some shicken?"
Erin: "Sure, I would love me some home made shicken!"

by touchmybiglovelypenis December 21, 2010

schmickles

A happy squeal used by John Lennon on the day he came back form the dead.

I'm off to see our Yoko, schmickles!

by Chimbles September 1, 2003