Schneider egg

Schneider egg

It’s a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape

There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio

by Sailingtrucker December 24, 2022

Barking Schneider

A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.

The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.

by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013

alex schaefer

Chicken Little looking motherfucker

look here come alex schaefer

by Chapo EL October 9, 2016

Max Schneider

The dude from the 2012 Nickelodeon movie “Rags”

Hey, Grayson did ya watch “Rags “last night? I love the actor Max Schneider, he’s kinda cute 🖤

by Max and DT fan 🖤 April 27, 2019

Chocolate Schneider

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit

My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider

by Riley85 April 23, 2022

schaeffer academy

private christian school that contains one all dictating person who steals guys but otherwise its ok. and theres a fetal pig in the wall btw.

i used to go to schaeffer academy but now i dont

by stopandletmebreathe April 10, 2009

schaefer

Noun. 1. A bunny 2. Someone sweet, adorable and very cuddly 3. A person who looves goobers

He keeps insisting he's not a schaefer, but with that nose and cute ass, what else can he be?

by Olya August 17, 2006