Schnarf

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass

That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf

by pete snake October 7, 2017

schaaf

When at social event; drinking to the point of vomiting and or passing out in the presence of invited guests.

Last night at the dinner john pulled a schaaf. He ended up puking all over the bathroom, then came and passed out at the dinner table. We had to excuse ourselves and leave before the meal was served.

by joe mammie April 23, 2008

schlarpered

To be in a state of extreme intoxication.

"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."

by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 21, 2006

SchmarrettSchmoorhees

A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.

Bro, stop playing when I'm talking. You're being such a SchmarrettSchmoorhees.

by Semajskolka December 17, 2009

schlärm

Schlärm (noun)- the film of residue left in the throat after consuming food products, especially after dairy or citrus items

"I drank my orange juice and now I have schlärm!"

by schlärm June 1, 2016

schlar

A word that means almost anything and can be used in any sentence

Hey bro can you had me the schlar?

by Schlartember December 4, 2016

Scharmann

A person who is creative, smart, and very nerdy. They are very good a making crafts and it would be good to have this person in art class with you. They are secretly very smart but don't like showing it. THIS PERSON IS A TOTAL GEEK!!! They would rather stay at home and play D&D or watch Starwars than go anywhere in public with people. This person may be shy but they are wild on the inside!

Don't be such a Scharmann and come to the party!

by Unknown User Account December 12, 2017