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Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.
I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.
by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021
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scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
by soos September 18, 2021
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Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint
sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend
by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020
mugGet the Scatter and splattermug.

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".
by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018
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Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.
My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.
by C-leezy March 31, 2023
mugGet the Scatter hoardingmug.

scatter the riders

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people
mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done
by flippa April 5, 2004
mugGet the scatter the ridersmug.

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023
mugGet the Scattered Showersmug.

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