Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.

Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!

by Blazer1752 February 25, 2020

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

scatter the riders

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people

mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done

by flippa April 5, 2004

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

Scatter Shower

An abundance of gun fire sent towards the opposition.

“I can put it on yo head and send a scatter shower”

by Rocklin 2011 January 30, 2021

Scatter Flatter

Where your days start running into each other and you don't remember what happened the day(s) before.

I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter

by TEEBITCH August 3, 2020

Scattere

An Italian word the means scatterbrained.
Pronounced Scatter-ray.

I am so Scattere today it isn't even funny, Becky.

by Jade DragonStone November 21, 2021