Sputtering

A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.

Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.

by The Great Magician March 31, 2011

smuttering

The act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. The words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.

"This is unbelievable, just unbelievable." John, quit your smuttering, I don't care.

by mdubuya May 6, 2014

Scootering

A scooter or L shape formed by two bodies used to give oral. Positions can be switched depending on who's giving and receiving.

Tim and Janet were scootering after diner last night

by GatsperTheFriendlyGhhost May 19, 2016

sluttering

Drunk to the point of slurring, slutting, stuttering

"She was already sluttering and it wasn't even dark yet."

by bombmomdotcom January 25, 2015

Scatting

The act of taking a shit on your partner, most commonly soft, greenish shit

my girlfriend scatted all over, and i liked it

by TheMan December 28, 2003

Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.

Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.

by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013

Stuttering John

A hottie that used to be on the Howard Stern show and used to fght with Robin Quivers alot.

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by Andi March 18, 2005