sex scarecrow

i am a sex scarecrow

vincent is very hot he is like a sex scarecrow

by sexscarecrow April 7, 2017

paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

by leidensallergictoavacados May 2, 2019

pussy scarecrow

a person who, by their attitude, words, demeanor, or looks, repels women.

Q: Hey, should we ask Campbell to go? A: fuck no, that guy is a pussy scarecrow!

by poke county, effelay February 16, 2015

Scarecrow Bitch

Scared of peoples judgement and ends up creating an herpes eyesore

Let’s play scarecrow bitch on the new neighbor

by Scowl September 27, 2018

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.

“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”

by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that you can't pull because the people around you are chopped, NOT you.

I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory

by gyatttoseethatgoose8147 September 9, 2025

peanut scarecrow

Gray is the lord of the nuts

Gray is the peanut scarecrow.

by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022