jack scan

A quick anti virus scan performed immediately after whacking off to free porn on the internet.

I've cleaned myself off. Now I'd like to check my email, but first I'd better perform a jack scan.

by Verbose Postman August 27, 2015

Left hand scan

Glancing at a man's left hand in search of a possible wedding band.

Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."

Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"

Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."

by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

Ghetto Scan

Using a camera phone to take a picture of another picture and uploading it to your computer.

I just ghetto scanned my ID so I could email it to your mom to prove I'm over 18.

by BSanner October 7, 2010

cat scan

"Looking for Pussy!"

::At the Club::
Yeah man I'm gonna run a Cat Scan.

by Danny Cruz September 23, 2005

Brain Scan

1) A move in which a bald head is rubbed against a woman's vagina.

2) A move in which a head is inserted into a woman's vagina.

I was going down on her and she seemed to like the stubble from my chin, so I decided it was time for a brain scan

by sethinsd August 26, 2008

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

Pencil Scan

A quick scan of the floor for any loose pencils to use. Usually before a test.

Lab Partner 1: Dude, do you have a pencil?

Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.

*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*

by @CBroChillington August 19, 2010