salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

bog salmon

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace

God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.

by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008

salmon cock

When you fuck a bitch and then your dick reeks like dirty fish!

"I think i have a bad case of salmon cock"...."I can smell that shit a mile away"

by Nick and Noah June 9, 2007

Sayonatsi

1. Giving off my slippers or sandals to you.
2. If you are afraid to a person, you can say "sayonatsi" or
"sa'yo na tsinelas ko" to him/her and then run off fast.--
Filipino word
3. I am afraid to you.

1. If you will shout at me one more time "sayonatsi" and you

will not see me anymore.

by humor-horror.blogspot.com August 5, 2009

Bike Salmon

A cyclist that puts themselves at risk by cycling into traffic or "against the stream".

Friend (driving car): "Dude I think I just hit something. I felt a bump."
You:"Probably just a bike salmon."

by 502mtber April 6, 2012

Symona

Smart, awesome, cool, wondefful, sweet, innocent girl who can do anything:)

LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Symona

by SimiSaunrz May 1, 2011

Man Salmon

Is the manly version of the colour pink. Only guys wear man salmon as to not appear gay or fruity in front of their mates.

Guy 1: Hey dude are wearing a pink shirt?

Guy 2: Na mate its man salmon.

Guy 1: Oh sweet looks good

by Enyap Kcin May 22, 2010