When she is giving you a blowjob you shove it in her throat right before you start ejaculating. As soon as your friend here’s her moaning he comes over and gives her the heimlich. On the third heimlich pull you take your dick out of her throat and you cum on her face
Rick-So what did you do with Julia last night?
John- Too bad you were working because Lars and I gave her a savior job.
John- Too bad you were working because Lars and I gave her a savior job.
by Sinschrisk November 4, 2017
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Usually cast aside or unwanted, saviors live a life of sadness knowing that no one will ever want to listen to them; even though all they want is to find someone who cares for them just as much as they will care in return.
Usually cast aside or unwanted, saviors live a life of sadness knowing that no one will ever want to listen to them; even though all they want is to find someone who cares for them just as much as they will care in return.
EX:
Savior: hey man, are you okay?
Person: yeah, could be worse.
Savior: but I've noticed you've been feeling down lately...I want you to feel wanted.
Person: you always take things to seriously.
Savior: but-
Person: You can't and shouldn't try to be a savior, it never goes well.
Savior: ffs
Savior: hey man, are you okay?
Person: yeah, could be worse.
Savior: but I've noticed you've been feeling down lately...I want you to feel wanted.
Person: you always take things to seriously.
Savior: but-
Person: You can't and shouldn't try to be a savior, it never goes well.
Savior: ffs
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-what album is that from?
-Saviors, Green Day's latest album
-really now.. I thought it was Father of All Motherfuckers
-no, but close!
-what album is that from?
-Saviors, Green Day's latest album
-really now.. I thought it was Father of All Motherfuckers
-no, but close!
by worldfamousdish June 4, 2024
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by fuckuandyourfavcolor November 22, 2022
Get the Savior kink mug.Da "don't waste your lungs-exercising" reply dat an "unconvinced" individual says to a Bible-thumping "born-aginner" when declining his offer to join him in his supposedly-enlightened-and-favored status.
I tried establishment religion for a while, but in da end I really experienced nothing but false guilt, misery, and heartache --- I should have just said "savior breath" to dat pushy-Pentecostal preacher who pulled over and interrupted me while I was merely out for a walk along da road!
by QuacksO April 19, 2025
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