Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.

Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!

by TaAj88 October 31, 2011

saturnius

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.

“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”

by nic :)) April 3, 2019

sanzu

an annoying bitch who enjoys teasing his friends but does not want to be teased by his friends.

you are such a sanzu

by naiahwidndod March 6, 2022

Saturday

To many Saturday is the best day of the week. Often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. Saturday's are what people work towards. Saturday's do go fast however.

Person 1: Saturday and Friday should like team up, to create like an awesome Reality TV show.

Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

saturday

International Fuck-off day

by Giligan Brown August 3, 2003

io saturnalia

The celebrative phrase used for the ancient Roman holiday of Saturnalia, celebrated in December. An ancient Roman version of "Merry Christmas." Pronounced like "yo Saturnalia."

Student: Io Saturnalia!
Teacher: Shoot, I forgot to bring candy for the class.

by cirria November 28, 2006

Saturday's are for the boys

A Holiday that falls on every weekend that is specifically designated for the boys.

Liam's girlfriend- babe can we hang out this Saturday?
Liam- sorry babe, but Saturday's are for the boys.
Liam then shotguns a can of beer and screams add pucksnaps03 on Snapchat.

by Huck the buck bud May 22, 2017