Jewish perversion of Pagan deities like Dagda (gaelic), Dionysos (greek), Shiva (hindu) and Enki (sumerian). Used as scapegoat and distraction for all the problems that the anti-life dogmas of Christianity/Islam cause. Even today stupid Americans believe, that he rules their government.
He is really the Lord of Water, Music and Knowledge/Enlightenment and nowhere near beeing evil or a threat to humanity.
Name stolen: Shiva-> Shai'tan-> Satan
Appearance stolen: Cernunnos
Trident stolen: Shiva, Neptune
by vislaetitia August 30, 2011
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Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.
Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020
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Amino user who enters the GC and everybody starts fangirling over them
" Omg Satan I love you "

" Satan notice me "
by Aminouser334 April 27, 2019
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