Satan

another word for Cocaine

Hey, dealer, is Satan around?

by Jelly November 29, 2003

Satan

Jewish perversion of Pagan deities like Dagda (gaelic), Dionysos (greek), Shiva (hindu) and Enki (sumerian). Used as scapegoat and distraction for all the problems that the anti-life dogmas of Christianity/Islam cause. Even today stupid Americans believe, that he rules their government.
He is really the Lord of Water, Music and Knowledge/Enlightenment and nowhere near beeing evil or a threat to humanity.

Name stolen: Shiva-> Shai'tan-> Satan
Appearance stolen: Cernunnos
Trident stolen: Shiva, Neptune

by vislaetitia September 1, 2011

Satan

My mom without cigs

My mom dont got cigs now shes satan

by Anarchist antichrist 666 December 12, 2018

Satan

Basically Gaby in her meltyface form..

DemonScary

OH MY GOSH! SATAN JUST KILLED THAT ANGEL!

by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

Satan

Satan Biggest Loser in Whole Universe

Satan is a loser because he doesnt want u worshipping the Lord, as he was kicked out of Heaven

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

Satan

Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.

Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

Satan

Another word for " Lucifer".

Haley thought Satan isn't Lucifer. Lucifer is another word for Satan. It's the same thing!

by Minialba03 October 6, 2016