Satan

another word for Cocaine

Hey, dealer, is Satan around?

by Jelly November 29, 2003

Satan

Jewish perversion of Pagan deities like Dagda (gaelic), Dionysos (greek), Shiva (hindu) and Enki (sumerian). Used as scapegoat and distraction for all the problems that the anti-life dogmas of Christianity/Islam cause. Even today stupid Americans believe, that he rules their government.
He is really the Lord of Water, Music and Knowledge/Enlightenment and nowhere near beeing evil or a threat to humanity.

Name stolen: Shiva-> Shai'tan-> Satan
Appearance stolen: Cernunnos
Trident stolen: Shiva, Neptune

by vislaetitia September 1, 2011

Satan

Me

"wow, gurl, you are Satan"

by spookyoatmeal June 22, 2018

Satan

some red guy with horns who broke down crying after I entered hell.

HAIL SATAN

by Mayhem Mo YT March 1, 2021

Satan

The guy who gets alot of letters to santa from dyslexic kids

Child:Mommy look I wrote a letter to santa
Mother: Jesus Christ please help my child for he is possessed by satan

by Jesuslover199;) June 21, 2018

Satan

fortnite players

"look at the Fortnite player"
'You mean Satan?"

by Oli2498 June 3, 2020

Satan

Satan Biggest Loser in Whole Universe

Satan is a loser because he doesnt want u worshipping the Lord, as he was kicked out of Heaven

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021