A whore who is willing to accept sex from old, used up senators in order to be on tv.
Sarah Palin likes to get dominated by McCain while listening to Hannah Montana Orgasmic Squishy Sounds.
by tellziitlikeitizz November 2, 2008
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Sane person: "She started behaving like Sarah Palin, so we figured a padded cell was the best place for her!"
by ChooseRedBull June 26, 2010
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John McCain's pathetic attempt to downplay his obvious status as an independent pretending to be a Republican.

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Former governor of Alaska, a Republican. Has five children, one grandchild. Generally supported allowing greater freedoms in fishing and hunting while in office, as well as more opportunities for drilling to the major oil companies. Ran as the vice-presidential candidate for the Republican party in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. Resigned as governor of Alaska several months after losing presidential election.

Supports abstinence-only education in public schools (which has been proven to slightly increase teen pregnancy rate and STI infection rate when compared to standard sex education). Supports the teaching of intelligent design as well as evolution, (despite the consensus by 93% of the National Academy of Sciences who don't believe in God and accept evolution as the accurate theory for how life arose on Earth). Also has recently become a contributor to conservative media outlet, Fox News. Major supporter of the Tea Party Movement.
"Melisa is a stupid bitch, she thinks evolution is a myth, the teabaggers aren't retarded rednecks, and that we should teach hormone-laden, sex-crazy teenagers to wait ten more years to lose their virginity."

"Melisa? Don't you mean Sarah Palin?"
by Stupid "libtard" May 19, 2010
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That Sarah Palin scares the heck out of me!
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Also Known As, Sarah Stalin. A dumb bitch who for some reasons, became governor of Alaska. She has a knocked up daughter and a retarded husband. Rumours are that Sarah Palin is actually TINA FEY in disguise - well we wouldn't know but they both have 1 important thing in common, they're both pretty stupid.
Sarah Palin is running for president in 2012?!

Please shoot me nao -.-
by TheStupidAznGrl July 19, 2010
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A rather hilarious joke you tell when you encounter an awkward silence.
*Awkward silence.*
"Hey wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure"
"Sarah Palin!"
by dacalpha December 22, 2008
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