tellziitlikeitizz's definitions

Sex

10% Luck
20% Skill
15% Concentrated Viagra Pills
5% Pleasure
50% Pain

100% Reason not to get married.

"Attention students: According to a national survey, Sex is considered to be physical activity. The Sex varsity team will be taking tryouts tomorrow from 3:30 pm to 12:00 am. That is all."

by tellziitlikeitizz March 13, 2009

Sarah Palin

A whore who is willing to accept sex from old, used up senators in order to be on tv.

Sarah Palin likes to get dominated by McCain while listening to Hannah Montana Orgasmic Squishy Sounds.

by tellziitlikeitizz March 13, 2009