sandwich

A donk at life, a person who sucks at life and or Poker

"Wow, look at this sandwich who just sucked out on me."

"Hes going into sandwich time."

by Pants69 February 19, 2007

sandwich

1) a vagina
2) bread with meat that people like to eat.

1) I'm gonna kick you in the sandwich!!
2) Will you make me a ham sandwich.

by jessiepooh91 June 11, 2005

sandwich

A typical middle eastern housewife.

I think the ugliest woman I ever saw was the convenice store clerk's sandwich. Ugh.

by polack October 28, 2004

Sandwich

A covert term for one who is or appears to be inbred.

Person 1 - "That guy over there belongs in a sideshow."
Person 2 - "I know, he's a bit of a sandwich, isn't he?"

by CISwede July 6, 2011

Sandwich

Verb - 'to have a sandwich'. Means when you try to talk to someone you really fancy, but you end up a) saying something stupid, b) stuttering and acting weird c)running away.
Derived from having a crush on someone that worked in a sandwich shop.

"Oh my God, I had a total sandwich when I saw Pip last night."

by kimba August 5, 2005

sandwich

Code name that underage drinkers use when there beer is stored in a cooler.

Hey Dan pass me another sandwich from the cooler.

by McCall aka Mongoose January 12, 2009

sandwich

Noun. A can of beer. Used especially on summer rafting trips down the Colorado river in the Grand Canyon, where it is hotter than hell.

Man it's hot. Toss me another sandwich.

by Grego February 16, 2005