Sandpaper Swing

The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.

Me: Dude that was my grandma.

Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.

Me: That's disgusting.

Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.

by gilfiemcgilfgilf September 24, 2007

sandipan

Sandipan , is the name of a friend who is responsible at his works. Mark my words. He is the most kindest, humble, sweetest person you can meet..

If u have this friend, his name will be Sandipan..

Sandipan is looking cool..

by Krish Sarkar November 22, 2021

Sandipan

A typical man with too much brain mainly involve in financial matters. Loving and caring. Extremely polite and love be in their own shell.They don't believe in romance but they believe in commitments.They are advised to associate someone named bidisha who can make them grow to a loving man.

Sandipan loves to watch movies. Sandipan can't stand understand Hebrew.

by Sandisha November 23, 2021

Sandpaper Gee

Niall's old bird, has a moustache, three bumcheeks and a gee lined with sandpaper, along with a bad case of the stupids.

Maaaaaan, thank god niall dropped that bitch, what with her moustache, sandpaper gee, three bumcheeks and bad case of the stupids.

by Fingers Sinclaire December 15, 2008

sandivaginitis

A condition mostly found in males in which he is overly grumpy or wussy. Closely related to PMS in women.

After getting pissed over our teasing, we discovered that Justin had a bad case of sandivaginitis.

by catsfanuk87 November 16, 2007

Sandpaper Baby

A baby who has really scratchy skin. When the baby grows up, its skin will be really soft as an adult.

His skin is soft now, but when he was little, he was a sandpaper baby.

by Thomas Winters November 18, 2010

sandpaper stomach

When man jizzes on mans stomach and leaves it for the next morning and it feels like sandpaper.

I was jerking off last night and forgot about it. And now I've got Sandpaper Stomach

by JamboSpence December 21, 2017