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Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.
Man! Mai really gave me the Tokyo Sandblaster last night! Where's the Burt's Bees when you need it?
by FreakOutAdams November 12, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by billyboy11 November 11, 2010
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tokyo sandblaster

an unexplained sexual position mentioned by Conan "Coco" O'Brien on his new show, "Conan."
(while talking to his censor) can I say tokyo sandblaster?
by forthecoco November 12, 2010
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Compton Sandcastle

When you sutff a garbage can until you can absolutely fit no more in it, and when you go to throw it in a dumpster upside down, the bag stays on the can, but the garbage itself goes into the dumpster, but comes out like sand from a bucket at the beach.
I took the trash out to the dumpster and made a Compton Sandcastle.
by notfunnyhahafunnyqueer February 21, 2011
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Sandblasting

When cunnilingus is performed with a stubbly beard leaving a the woman chafed and raw.
"Dean was sandblasting me last night and now i can't walk or ride a bicycle."
by R.Sarpy October 25, 2007
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Sandblasted

Extremely high and/or drunk - to the extent speech, walking, and basic tasks become impossible.
Dude, last night I got so high I couldn't figure out how to work my microwave. I was sandblasted!
by dogfijs3 September 9, 2015
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sandalist

descriptive term for a person with "right on" views. It particularly applies to middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex. The type of person who believes in the

"naughty step" and that a raised voice constitutes aggression.
that odious child's parents are obviously a couple of sandalists
by hurdygurdyschnickschnick August 1, 2009
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