hit puberty when he was in the womb, works out every day, stupider than a five year old on crack, has soooo many std's he cannot even count them.
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Person 2: Oh my gosh you must snatch him because he is a sexy wild cat!
Person 1: Its alright. I already said YES!
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He is sadistic, he enjoys inflicting pain on others and likes using his height to scare people. Kai cops the pain alot.
He is also an anime weeabo/weeb with an obsession to japanese culture. His closet consists of 50 different types of anime body pillows. He also has a collection of 82 different anime dolls.
He is sadistic, he enjoys inflicting pain on others and likes using his height to scare people. Kai cops the pain alot.
He is also an anime weeabo/weeb with an obsession to japanese culture. His closet consists of 50 different types of anime body pillows. He also has a collection of 82 different anime dolls.
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