a sacred abstract form of masturbation; one bends over on their knees and threads penis through tucked legs and uses both hands wrapped behind their back to jerk like a salt shaker. You know the deal, twist that mother fucker.
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Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.
Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...
Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...
Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!
by That's a Damn Shame March 30, 2015
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I was fisting this girls ass last night and she turned into a real bitch, so i gave her the 'ol dirty salazar. It was magnificent.
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