Sakurai Apologist

A nintendo fanboy who will excuse or ignore all the mistakes that Masahiro Sakurai (Creator of Super Smash Bros) will make in favor of pretending his games are perfect.

Things a Sakurai Apologist would say

1. "Smash Tour is way better then Subspace, and it shits on Melee's adventure mode. Its not complicated, your just retarded. Heck we're lucky we even got any modes at all!"

2. "Dark Pit and Lucina are completely valid characters who Sakurai didn't waste any time creating and adding. Lucas and Wolf were complete clones who were overshadowing the other characters. Nothing wrong with cutting them.

3."(Insert overpowered character) isn't OP! you just need to get gud."

4. "Sakurai can do whatever he wants because its his game. Stop complaining. So what if you're a paying customer! Fuck you for having an opinion about a game that you're paying 60$+ for! Your negative feedback makes you, the paying customer, an ungrateful piece of shit!"

by Nintenda April 14, 2015

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Sakurai

The man who is responsible for creating Kirby and smash bros. He is horny for swordfighters and has a fetish for Fire Emblem characters but doesn't admit it even though everyone knows it.

Shigeru: Damn Sakurai you sure love putting in a lot of swordfighters and Fire Emblem characters. You sure you aren't horny for them?
Sakurai: NO! I swear I'm not horny for them!
Shigeru: Ok then why does say "Lucina x Byleth x Female Robin gangbang" in the browsing history on one of the employee computers?
Sakurai: That was Bill Trinen! I saw him looking that up!

by Anonymous Teen 133 March 20, 2020

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Sakuratist

A sakuratist is someone who engages with their own thoughts and feelings of depression, anger, sadness, or in most cases insanity. They are usually apathetic about the people around them, their responsibilities, and the things they enjoy most. He or she will start to develop demented thoughts and have visions of River, in which he or she will follow as a guide.

John's life started to get worse and worse, until the point where he became a sakuratist.

by Aokisakura September 7, 2017

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Samorah

Someone who cares about people but still have time for herself someone who is intelligent And beautiful and leaves a little sparkle where ever shoes goes but sometime she can get a bad attitude

Samorah is so helpful

by Jamie eveyl June 3, 2018

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Sakurai Forgot

An Araki Forgot, but done by Masahiro Sakurai for Super Smash Bros.

Jimmy: Didn't Sakurai say that Smash is for "good boys and girls" when he didn't add in Mai Shiranui from King of Fighters?

Bobby: Yeah, he did.

Jimmy: Then why did he add in Pyra and Mythra from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and didn't censor their bust, midriff, or ass at all?

Bobby: Sakurai Forgot.

by ZevAttack February 18, 2021

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