Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.

Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!

by Bandboy69 January 25, 2009

saxaphone penis

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.

The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

saxaphonebandit

A POG!!! Youtuber that is handsome and cool sub to him

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by saxaphonebandit September 6, 2020

sassaphone

an imaginary phone that pertains to someone's sassy attitude.

Derek was very rude to the teacher, so Jessie said, "Ring, Ring." And Whitney said, "Derek, it's for you; your sassaphone is ringing."

or

Josh was in a bad mood, and was very edgy so Emily told him to hang up his sassaphone.

by j.stizzle April 3, 2010

Tenor Saxophone

Far shittier than an Alto and you can not convince me otherwise.

Guy 1: I love gay sex with men and my mom getting fucked by my friend!
Guy 2: Are you a Tenor Saxophone player?
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: is your friend an Alto player?
Guy 1: Yeah and he has a hot ass.
Guy 2 Yeah no shit.

by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Bloody Saxophone

When a woman on her period is being eaten out and fingered at the same time.

Damn dude, my girl firend is on the rag again... looks like I'm playing the bloody saxophone in the band tonight.

by Trivia Josh October 22, 2010

Saraphine

An abnormal person that is often recongized as weird or special.

She is a saraphine.

by pheiner May 13, 2011