Sven

GOD SMOKER

Hi im Sven, im bassicaly a god smoker who has bad trips all the time

by AfgelebberdeChinees October 18, 2020

Sven

Sven is the prettiest boy i’ve ever seen, he’s confident but a little rat sometimes because of it. Sven is a very funny, cool and kind person. Sven has mostly a good style and NICCCEE Hair. He supports you in everything and is caring. Be careful with him, he can’t trust everyone in everything so BE NICE TO HIM.

Guy 1: “omg you know this guy named Sven?”
Guy 2: “wait…he’s handsome right?”

by I hope you don’t know me November 22, 2021

Sven

A guy who is just to awesome for others. He is his own league. He is the most loving caring person you will ever meet.he is one of those people you would die for. Good, above standard and Loyal.

Wow I wish I was a Sven

Yesterday Sven came over and he made me feel so at ease.

by Pickford1985 December 7, 2021

Sven

Whilst a bit of an autist, Sven is a person with humongous dick energy. He's very communistic and comrade like even tho he's polish. If you've ever fallen on the battlefield he'll always be there to give you a medkit and maybe waste a few rounds of his to save your ass and if he sees you next to a campfire without anything to eat, he'll always share some of his sunflower seeds with you. Nevertheless if you encounter a Sven in your life, be sure to be thankful and treat him well, because the chance of finding friends that poses the same value as him are very rare!

PS: I forgot to mention his massive and strong back

Person 1: What do you want to eat?

Person 2: I don't have any money

Person 1: did I stutter??

Person 2: Damn bro, you're such a Sven!

by A guy that might owe you money February 28, 2022

Sven

Sven has his pen and he gets to the men.

"Hey sven get your pen!"

by Chroslex April 7, 2022

Sven

One of the kindest and most honest guys out there an amazing friend very genuine and loving he can brighten up the darkest day ♡

Person 1: See that pretty guy over there
Person 2: Yeah and he's so sweet too must be a Sven

by HiIammeandnotyou May 25, 2022

Sven

Svens tends to have Ching Chong eyes, they also like dogs which they think taste like chicken. Their entire personality is based on being from China which makes them a China dog considering they eat a lot of dogs. They also tend to be extremely obese as they eat anything they see while doing some to no exercise. They also are very stupid which makes them braindead. They are also very gay and attracted to males with shrinking penises

James: bro I failed my subjects and I’m overweight, I also feel attracted to males
Butler: dude, don’t be a sven

by jslaha October 4, 2022