a car, gun, outfit, or other prop that is obviously attempting to compensate for an inadequate endowment.
"That guy's monster truck, with tractor-sized tires, two gun racks, and custom engraved Hooter Girls mudflaps is a total stubstitute."
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She's such a slustitute! She works 8 hours a day as a prostitute and then sleeps with at least 3 different guys every night after work.
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Slutstitue is an accepted denotative meaning of a sexually promiscuous woman that is known to be a dirty piarte hooker, yet still maintains a common placement among a group atmosphere.
Amalgamation:
Slut is a pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous person (usually females), more than is deemed socially acceptable.
The term is interchangeable with prostitute as this term denotes a person who engages in sex for money, or other services and companionships to which they find of value.
You want to get paid but you don't, it's a word that can be anything we want since it's drived names are slut = self defining and prostitute, which means getting paid for sexual favours so that makes a prostitute a slut.
Therefore we create a new word for prostitute and make it slutstitute.
Slutstitue is an accepted denotative meaning of a sexually promiscuous woman that is known to be a dirty piarte hooker, yet still maintains a common placement among a group atmosphere.
Amalgamation:
Slut is a pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous person (usually females), more than is deemed socially acceptable.
The term is interchangeable with prostitute as this term denotes a person who engages in sex for money, or other services and companionships to which they find of value.
You want to get paid but you don't, it's a word that can be anything we want since it's drived names are slut = self defining and prostitute, which means getting paid for sexual favours so that makes a prostitute a slut.
Therefore we create a new word for prostitute and make it slutstitute.
Stop being such a slutstitute with everyone you know, we love you but do you have to bang everyone you dirty pirate hooker?
by LMT August 15, 2006
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