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Reply Stalling

When the recipient of your text message, instant message, etc. takes between 10 and 30 minutes to respond, and you take it upon yourself to read their message, and do what they did (take 10 to 30 minutes to respond). This makes for very long, non-engaging conversations.
I know Sarah wasn't at work, she just wasn't responding quickly, so I decided to begin reply stalling to get back at her.
by Jojo4242 July 5, 2011
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Stroking the Salami

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.
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Trolling for Strange

Scanning the nightlife scene for some hot-ass stranger to hook up with. Though, the more you drink, the less the "hot-ass" stipulation matters, and the more likely you'll settle for a gargoyle-like creature. It's science.
All right, fuckers. Who wants to go trolling for strange?
by drok n roll January 20, 2010
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Trolling IRL

Stands for "Trolling in real life". It is harder than online trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked.

A list of professional IRL Trolls:
-Andy Kaufman
-Jonathan Swift
-Ann Coulter
-Otakus
-Barry Humphries
-Chris Morris
-Bill O'Reilly
-Dom Joly
-God
-Howard Stern
-Ted Rall
-The Runaway Bride
-Jeremy Beadle
-Ayn Rand
-Hurricane Katrina
-Jesus
-Tucker Carlson
-Anal Cunt
-Michael Moore
-Perverted-Justice
-Socrates
-Adolf Hitler
-Johnny Knoxville
-U2
-Discordians
-Pat Robertson
-Hugo Chavez
-PETA
-The Man
-Merle Haggard
-Karl Marx
-Tom Green
List of ways Trolling IRL:
-Poke people and say "fag" until they get pissed.
-Walk very close to shops on the pavement, triggering their automatic doors while you pass.
-Wear blackface.
-Stand right in front of the 'buzzer' button at pedestrian crossings so that people can't press it without feeling like they're intruding in your personal space.
-Write an angry letter to the editor.
-File frivolous lawsuits.
-Happy slapping
-Sell someone's dog to a Chinese restaurant
-Join an anarchist black bloc
-Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
-Wear Klan robes
-Sneak a retard into a sperm bank
-Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
-Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrtion-box information.
-Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
-Columbine
-Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party"
by MaidenAndPriestRule September 12, 2005
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COD Trolling

The act of going into online multiplayer games of 'Call of Duty' and annoying fellow gamers to the point of rage. This involves trapping people in corners, blocking doors/ladders, stealing teammates' care-packages, destroying teammates' equipment, noob-toobing, teamkilling, putting on ridiculous voices and generally being as annoying as possible. The results are then posted on youtube.

In the testosterone soaked world of call of duty, where tempers are short and every pre-pubescent kid and geeky adult act out their dream of SAS/SEAL membership; This is trolling at its finest, as the victim rages down the microphone. It's almost like a hidden camera show, but on a videogame, and with swearing like you'd never believe!
The funniest COD Trolling on Youtube:

weregonnalose- Uses a voice changer to gain a hilariously high pitched, but real-sounding voice. Throws grenades at teammates whilst pretending to be stunned. Acts ignorant/obnoxious. Very underrated and his comedy is excellent. Deserves his own tv show.

General Minus- British troll who kills teammates for camping. Sometimes pretends to be American, French or gay for extra racist reaction and lol's.

Deranker- Noobtoobs. ALOT. And trash-talks.

StraightupKnives: Is actually pretty good with a throwing knife. Annoys the piss out of teammates by blocking their movement and keeping them trapped in corners.

Speedyw03: Traps teammates, trash-talks, embarrasses the enemy team with well thought-out plays like defusing bombs right under their noses. Sometimes relies more on luck than skill.

There are literally hundreds of COD trolls on the internets. Mostly pale imitations of the above, truly funny, directors.
by RSB0nES August 23, 2012
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scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."
Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!
by ozzymarz August 3, 2009
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scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.
It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'
by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007
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