smorning

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

by Iced March 17, 2004

Sternat

To climax before one's partner and then leave to go make a sandwich.

Man, last night, Kathy completely sternatted me and left me by myself in the bedroom.

by tgbld November 27, 2011

skorngy worngy

A skorngy worngy is something you love, hold dear, or otherwise enjoy greatly that is kinda- funky looking. (Synonym of the word "skrunkly")

"Aww I love your cat! he's such a skorngy worngy!

by Aternias December 4, 2021

stern

a meaning more uncommon but still existing is 'asshole'; this originated from an episode of popular sitcom 'friends' in which chandler exclaims - 'i like it in the stern!'

'i like it in the stern!'

by kukukl December 27, 2008

turkey stern

the process of making a sandwhich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)

My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.

by Yannie December 13, 2008

Stornoway

A town on the Isle of Lewis, littered with coffin dodgers. Known as gods waiting room; 90% of the population are waiting to pop their cogs...

“Oh yes, I’ve lived in Stornoway for 99 years, I can’t wait to die”

by Tommy Black January 12, 2020

Craig'sporn

Naked pictures people put in the personals section of "craigslist"

Hey bro check this girl out. Every week she posts Craig'sporn in w4m.

by MarzzraM February 5, 2009