steal ya

sucker punching someone.

1) you wack bo, if you dont shut up im gonna steal ya

by Payden December 28, 2007

steal off

To discreetly sneak away with the hopes of going unnoticed.

Darren was supposed to be manning the fire station emergency phones all night, but around 7 he decided to steal off for an hour or so to catch the 2-for-1 happy hour lapdance special at the Boom-Boom Room.

by Nicholas D December 24, 2007

steal you

means to hit/slap someone.

boy, if you don't shut up i'll steal you.

by idakoo June 9, 2018

steal a soul

"stealing a soul" refers to anal sex. soul stealing works on the sort of the same principle of QB sacks in football. if a man burpees another persons chocolate starfish he has then "stolen their soul", however, if multiple men invaded the same browneye over time that soul is then divided up between the soul thiefs.

for example, say i have dicked down 14 broads in the poop chute that had never be analized prior to me, i own 14 afterlives, but if Leroy the homeboy comes along and colon-izes 1 of them later on down the road i have then lost .5 and i am down to 13.5 souls... (the rule only applies to knowledge gained, if you are never truly informed you can still claim total ownage, "dont ask dont tell") if you buttbang a skank ass ho, chances are your not getting a whole soul, this is why it pays off better to chase ass virgins as it keeps your numbers high. however, once the rectal rooting is completed out it is advisable to never contact said hoe again as to do so risks possible soul division...avoid at all costs!

this is also the reason black people are refered to as being full of soul, as they love anal sex.

dude i banged out this fine ass biatch last night and when i saw the chance to steal a soul, i took it.

by mojo5326 August 25, 2010

steal it

To have sexual intercourse esp. in a rough, kinky, or bandit-like manner.

They were going to go steal it in the back of his van.

by Nick Yurick July 16, 2005

steal a mirror

First used by Kurt Vonnegut's character Trout in the novel, Breakfast of Champions. It means to take a leak.

Hey, I'll be right back. I have to go steal a mirror.

by j0hnb0n April 18, 2007

steal the limelight

Grabbing the public's attention, similar in derivation to stealing the spotlight as the old technology of super-heating limestone with an oxyhydrogen flame was used in theatrical spotlights before the widespread use of electricity.

The Indians and Red Sox were in a heated battle for the pennant but instead we watched George Steinbrenner steal the limelight for the Yankees with his offer of a one-year manager's contract to Joe Torre that same day.

by Thomas A. Hennigan, Ph.D. November 4, 2007