Skinkled

To get royally fucked.
When a coworker does less then the minimum.
When even the easiest tasks remain un done.

Turkey "Hey man theres garbage all over this truck"
No neck "We got skinkled"
Turkey "Not again!"

by Mangle Man2 October 28, 2010

a lawn sprinkler

A term for somebody who cries easily, and a lot.

It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 12, 2021

make it sprinkle

When a guy is attempting to "make it rain" throwing dollars on the stage at the strip club, but only throws a few ones.

Stripper 1: "Looks like you didn't make that many tips."

Stripper 2: "Yeah, those wannabes at the stage really know how to make it sprinkle."

Syn. Making it drizzle

by PixieVixen April 9, 2009

spinked

to be coerced into detrimental and/or illegal high jinks with the ultimate goal of having fun.

"Someone must have spinked me last night. I'm missing my front teeth and my car is in the river."

by carlosjuan November 2, 2009

Sprinkles cupcake

A cupcake so good that can lead to an orgasm. The most delicious cupcake that anyone has ever tried.

Sprinkles cupcake was so good i almost had an orgasm.

by Bluewhitesilver October 18, 2010

Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016

Chilly Sprinkles

solid fecal matter that has been splattered or sprayed, resembling chilly as if it was flicked off of a fork. Seen in unsanitary gas station and portable bathrooms.

That was a terrible fart! You praobably have chilly sprinkles in your boxers!

by Divon March 25, 2011