spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"

by Morathor March 30, 2004

spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009

Spleadal

The answer to a question In which you have no answer for or do not want to answer.

question: "how old are you.

Answer: "Spleadal"

Question: "have you done your homework"
Answer: "Spleadal"

Question: "Wheres your Test"
Answer: "Slpeadal"

by Spleadal-Deatal February 26, 2010

Splenda Daddy

A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar

My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now

by RobbSchu December 19, 2018

splendid

adjective meaning wonderful! great!

-how was the sex?
-splendid!

by kalahiwa February 17, 2007

splendorous

adj: something beautiful; glorious; magnificent

Have a splendorous day!!

by Stretch Boogie Foot September 24, 2009

spleen tickler

1. A gigantic penis used for anal sex, presumably so large that it tickles the recipient's spleen.

2. A person who uses his gigantic penis for anal sex.

1. Wow, that's some spleen tickler you've got there. Bobby.

2. "Hey, are you a pitcher or catcher?" "I'm not only a pitcher, but a spleen tickler too."

by GusTheD December 17, 2011