Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 22, 2018
Get the Death Splashmug. The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
by ardeliskane May 22, 2008
Get the splash protectionmug. How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.
by anonymous February 10, 2020
Get the samoan splashmug. The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.
"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."
by stevo-k September 4, 2010
Get the Plop Splashmug. The act of twerking while hovering over a body of water whereby your flapping ass cheeks splash against the surface and cause turbulence.
by SPLASHPUTIN August 28, 2015
Get the Twerk Splashmug. by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007
Get the saltine splashmug. Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
by DoraII February 26, 2010
Get the Splash and gomug.